LMFAO!!!!
*don't ask. it was on those "Videos Being Watched Right Now" and all i saw was a cute yorkie. so i was like "awww. i have to watch this." buss laugh!
Monday, November 30, 2009
Mabel and Allen
Saturday, November 21, 2009
The Zodiac Revealed
Does it describe you? :]
A • R • I • E • S: The Sexiest
outgoing, Lovable, Spontaneous, Not one to fuck with, Erotic, Funny, Take you on trips to the moon in bed, Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy, Loves being in long relationships, Addictive, Loud, BEST IN BED .
S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S : The Sexy one
Spontaneous, Freak in Bed, Great when found, Loves being in long relationships, The one, So much love to give, Not one to mess with, Very pretty, Very romantic, Nice to everyone... They meet, Their Love is one of a kind, Silly, fun and sweet, Most caring person you will ever meet, Not the kind of person you wanna mess with ..
G • E • M • I • N • I: Sexy
Nice, Love is one of a kind, Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out, Trustworthy, Always happy, Loud, Talkative, Outgoing, VERY FORGIVING, Excellent in Bed, Loves to make out, Has a beautiful smile, Generous, Strong, ULTRA SEXY, THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE ..
V • I • R • G • O ~ The Freak
Dominant in relationships, Sexy, Someone loves them right now, Freak in bed, Always wants the last word, Caring, Smart, Intellectual, Attractive, Loyal, Easy to talk to, Hard to forget, Love at first sigh...t, Everything you ever wanted, Easy to please, The one and only, Ultimate sexiness; Great kisser ..
L • E • O: Wild in Bed (RAWR)
Great talker, Sexy and passionate, Laid back, Knows how to have fun, Is really good at a lot, Great kisser, Unpredictable, Outgoing, Down to dearth, Loyal, Addictive, Attractive, Loud, Loves being in long... relationships, Talkative, Great fighter and will knock your ass out if you mess around, Rare to find, Great when found.
L • I • B • R • A • : Their Love is one of a kind
Very pretty, Very romantic, Nice to everyone they meet, Their Love is one of a kind, Silly, Fun, Sweet, Have their own unique sexiness, Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING IN BED! Spontanious, Neat, Addicted and loyal to their friends, Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with :) You might end up crying; The most irresistible, Strong, Powerful, EXTREMELY PASSIONATE!?????????????Rare to find, A great kisser, Incredibly intelligent, Most Libras are deep-thinkers, Outgoing, Lovable, Corky, Crazy, A fun-lover, Funny, Talkative, Erotic, Smart, LOVES sports, Gets what he/she wants, Loves to be in a relationship BUT, is completely happy and free if single .
S • C • O • R • P • I • O ~ The Bitch
Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY Sexy Intelligent, Energetic, Predict future, Most erotic, Freak in bed, GREAT kisser, Always get w...hat they want, Creative, Very Down to Earth, Sexy, Attractive, Easy going, Loves being in long relationships, Talkative, The sexiest ever; Romantic, Caring ..
C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing kisser
Very high sex appeal, Great in bed, Love is one of a kind, Very romantic, Most caring person you will ever meet, Entirely creative, Extremely random and proud of it, Freak in bed, Spontaneous..., Great telling stories, Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it, Someone you should hold on to ..
P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of good ass
Caring and kind, Smart, Center of attention, Too Sexy, Very high SEX appeal, Has the last word, The nicest ass everr, The best to find, hardest to keep, Fun to be around, Freak in the sheet...s, Extremely weird but in a good way, Super good in bed, Good Sense of Humor, Thoughtful, A partner for life, Always gets what he or she wants, Loves to joke, Very popular, Silly, fun and sweet ..
A • Q • U •A • R • I O • U • S - : the strongest
Trustworthy, Sexy, professional kissers, One of a kind, Loves being in long-term relationships, Extremely energetic and funny, Unpredictable, Will exceed your expectations, Loves music,... Not a Fighter, But will Knock the crap out of u, The BEST and BIGGEST FREAK in bed, Strong, Considered to be a "Spartan" The most intelligent, falls in love too easily, Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt, Perfect! .
T • A • U • R • U • S: The sex addict
Aggressive, Freak in bed, Rare to find, Loves being in long relationships, Likes to give a good fight for what they want, Extremely outgoing, Sexy, Loves to help people in times of need, Outstandi...ng kisser, Very Awesome personality, Stubborn, Sexual, Most caring person you will ever meet, One of a kind, Not one to mess with, Are the most sexiest people on earth ..
C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: THE BEST IN BED
Loves being in long relationships, Great talker, Always Love to bust, Nice, Sassy, Intelligent, SEXY, Predict future, Irresistible, AWESOME KISSER, gets what he or she wants, BY FAR t...he BEST in BED, Very sexy, Coolest, Loves to own Pisces in sports, Extremely fun, Loves to joke, Loves to be your first, So you'll never forget, And could have a good relationship with Virgo,?????????????Pisces,????????????? Aquarius,????????????? and Aries, Smart ..
Monday, November 16, 2009
You know you’re from Maui when…
1. You have partied in either a cane or pineapple field because house parties are basically nonexistent
2. People chase their shots here, even if it’s with beer
3. The only real keg parties are in Hana/ Honomanu
4. People don't use shot glasses
5. If someone doesn’t have their shirt on at a party they are looking to fight
6. Girl fights are cherished not looked down upon
7. You know someone who has been tasered by the cops or heard about it
8. You know there is no such thing as a MIP or MIC, much less an enforced curfew
9. You like lifted trucks
10. You have no idea how to give directions by highway number and because of that tourists think you’re fucking them over
11. You have given someone wrong directions
12. You know who the tourists are and what classifies as a tourists car
13. There is no concept of a fast lane
14. You have been asked if you have electricity
15. You call the entire continental United States “the Mainland”
16. You have been asked if you are Hawaiian even if you’re extremely white
17. You have called someone else haole even if you are white
18. You’ve been asked to speak Hawaiian
19. You think it’s weird when someone tells you they’ve never seen the ocean
20. You know someone who has never seen the snow or been to the Mainland
21. You get irritated when someone pronounces something wrong and laugh at them
22. The legal speed limit doesn’t exceed 55mph
23. People never follow the speed limit
24. You’re used to seeing people dressed in the minimal amount of clothing
25. If you’re a girl, you own a brazilian bikini or smaller
26. Non reggae concerts are extremely rare
27. Clubs don’t have 18 and over nights
28. It’s slippers not flip-flops, soda not pop, shoyu not soy sauce, saimin not ramen
29. If you’re a girl you have owned a pair of black Scott’s or something very similar
30. You know to take your shoes off when going inside someone’s house
31. If you see an abandoned car on the side of the road you know it will either get stolen, stripped down, lit on fire, or all of the above
32. You eat spam and know it is served at some restaurants
33. You have eaten seaweed and know there is another name for it
34. You spent most of your childhood barefoot
35. You know what your Hawaiian name is
36. Smoking weed is excepted and very common even in public places
37. You’ve smoked weed with your friend’s mom
38. You can drive around the island in an entire day if you really want to
39. Your hair is naturally highlighted
40. Li hing mui is used to season basically everything even beer
41. You get a ton of leis at graduation or any other special occasion
42. You say yeah at the end of every sentence
43. You honk in the tunnel
44. You know where the sharks hang out
45. There are no trains, snakes, or poison ivy
46. You go to Makena/Big beach on Sundays
47. The grocery store sells liquor even on Sundays
48. You go to Front St. for Halloween
49. You think it's weird when people don't like fish or sushi
50. People are very territorial, for example you cen get your ass kicked for claiming south side on the south side
51. You know that pigeon is not just a bird and ice is not just something you put in a drink
52. You can't really go anywhere without seeing someone you know
53. You feel weird not having tan lines
54. You're a lot more used to turning on the cold water in sinks and therefore freeze your hands during winter
55. You know that Jack Johnson and Pepper are from Hawaii, and probably saw them before they got big
56. When people on the mainland complain about gas prices you just laugh
57. You remember how excited people were when we got a WalMart
58. Something like kids playing in a sprinkler will make the front page picture of the Maui News with maybe a little side note about what's going on in the world
59. You can swim in the ocean any time of the year
60. The whole Daylight Savings thing seems strange to you
61. You know that 'Maui Fever' is not an accurate portrayal of Maui
62. You've been asked if you need a passport to go home. REALLY?
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
There is no world I know, to compare with pure imagination...
The drama students of the Kamehameha Schools Maui Campus performed for the fifth time tonight (November 6, 2009). This was my second time watching this particular play, and it was better the second time around. They did a fabulous job altogether. The singing was spectacular, the script was witty and funny, and the scenery was charming and eye-catching.
This was my first time watching one of the high school productions. I was very anxious and excited to watch the play, and I am happy to say that I was not disappointed.
The characters in the play were characters from both the book and the movie, such as Willy Wonka (Ekolu Kim) and Charlie Bucket (Wesley Kiaha). The two lead roles did a marvelous job with their parts, and they quite literally made the show. If any other person had played either of them, the effect would not have been the same. They were able to play their parts with the grace and ease of seasoned actors. I would not be surprised if one of them went into show business.
Let's not forget all of the other people who enhanced the show, and all of the people who created the beautiful sets.
Good job to all of you!
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Miley Cyrus - The Time of Our Lives
Miley Cyrus' 3rd CD, The Time of Our Lives, was released on August 28, 2009. Songs that are on this CD include: Party in the U.S.A., When I Look at You, and Before the Storm (a duet with the Jonas Brothers). Although many of you may not like Miley Cyrus (and sometimes I have to agree), she did sort of, kind of decent on this CD.
OK. Maybe it was horrible. The one and only song that I truly like on this album is Party in the U.S.A. It's a song that gets stuck in your head. And for some odd reason, I just like it. I don't know. Go check it out. Tell me what you think.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Chelsie Hightower Mark Kanemura Hip Hop - Bleeding Love, SYTYCD 4
Best fucking routine ever done on this show!!!!
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Sex and Prayer Don't Mix...unless You're Catholic
This guy is super awesome. His shows are always freaking hilarious. Enjoy :)
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Friday, August 21, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
thanks :)
Thanks, Amanda. Me too. I have no idea when I'm going to do my next post, I just...blah. Too much thoughts going on in my head this past week. I'll try though :)
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Chalee's new blog
Hey cha!
I saw what you did to your blog, I like it, it's really nice :) good job I can't wait to see what happens next!
First Week of School Pau -- from A.
First week of school was totally something huh? I'm glad it's over and yet I don't think it was all that terrible :D
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Changes
Hey guys,
Just here to inform you that I'm redoing my other blog. The one that's right here ----------------------------------------------------->
and yea. go check it out please :]
thanks,
sassy
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
HARRY POTTER LOVERS
Ello,
Next week is the first week of school. I hope you guys are excited. I know I am. Uuumm...just gonna throw this random thing out there. For people who really like Harry Potter, but absolutely love fan fiction check out this website: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/ Its totally awesome, and I totally love it. There are some really good stories here, and these people have a lot of talent. Okay.
TTYL,
Sassy ;]
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Scary Accurate Color Quiz
Holy crap. You have to take this quiz. It's freaking crazy. God. Like I really really...holy crap. Just take the quiz.
 | Chalee took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! "Seeks to be known for something she has accomplish..."
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Highlight inside of box, to see what it says. You know the rest. Just yea. whatever. It's on Google. Type if it doesn't work.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Ninja Cat!!!!
Ok. You have to watch this video it's super cool, but for some retarded reason I can't put it on here.
So here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il6wZbeRcVE
Go watch it.
If you don't, Ninja Cat will come for you next
: <- Note serious face
Monday, May 11, 2009
It is my deepest regret to inform you all, that the Asylum is no more. At 10:23 p.m. on May 10, 2009, The Asylum was deleted by Chalee W. Batungbacal.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Harry Potter vs Twilight
http://www.examiner.com/x-562-Book-Examiner~y2008m12d24-The-Twilight-vs-Harry-Potter-debate--Team-Potter-and-Team-Twilight-take-on-Question-1
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Technology vs Religion*
""Medicine, electronic communications, space travel, genetic manipulation ... these are the miracles about which we now tell our children. These are the miracles we herald as proof that science will bring us the answers. The ancient stories of immaculate conceptions, burning bushes, and parting seas are no longer relevant. God has become obsolete. Science has won the battle. We concede."
A rustle of confusion and bewilderment swept through the chapel. "But science's victory," the camerlengo added, his voice intensifying, "has cost every one of us. And it has cost us deeply."
Silence.
"Science may have alleviated the miseries of disease and drudgery and provided an array of gadgetry for our entertainment and convenience, but it has left us in a world without wonder. Our sunsets have been reduced to wavelengths and frequencies. The complexities of the universe have been shredded into mathematical equations. Even our self-worth as human beings has been destroyed. Science proclaims that Planet Earth and its inhabitants are a meaningless speck in the grand scheme. A cosmic accident." He paused. "Even the technology that promises to unite us, divides us. Each of us is now electronically connected to the globe, and yet we feel utterly alone. We are bombarded with violence, division, fracture, and betrayal. Skepticism has become a virtue. Cynicism and demand for proof has become enlightened thought. Is it any wonder that humans now feel more depressed and defeated than they have at any point in human history? Does science hold anything sacred? Science looks for answers by probing our unborn fetuses. Science even presumes to rearrange our own DNA. It shatters God's world into smaller and smaller pieces in quest of meaning ... and all it finds is more questions."
…
"The ancient war between science and religion is over," the camerlengo said. "You have won. But you have not won fairly. You have not won by providing answers. You have won by so radically reorienting our society that the truths we once saw as signposts now seem inapplicable. Religion cannot keep up. Scientific growth is exponential. It feeds on itself like a virus. Every new breakthrough opens doors for new breakthroughs. Mankind took thousands of years to progress from the wheel to the car. Yet only decades from the car into space. Now we measure scientific progress in weeks. We are spinning out of control. The rift between us grows deeper and deeper, and as religion is left behind, people find themselves in a spiritual void. We cry out for meaning. And believe me, we do cry out. We see UFOs, engage in channeling, spirit contact, out-of-body experiences, mindquests-all these eccentric ideas have a scientific veneer, but they are unashamedly irrational. They are the desperate cry of the modern soul, lonely and tormented, crippled by its own enlightenment and its inability to accept meaning in anything removed from technology."
Mortati could feel himself leaning forward in his seat. He and the other cardinals and people around the world were hanging on this priest's every utterance. The camerlengo spoke with no rhetoric or vitriol. No references to scripture or Jesus Christ. He spoke in modern terms, unadorned and pure. Somehow, as though the words were flowing from God himself, he spoke the modern language ... delivering the ancient message. In that moment, Mortati saw one of the reasons the late Pope held this young man so dear. In a world of apathy, cynicism, and technological deification, men like the camerlengo, realists who could speak to our souls like this man just had, were the church's only hope.
The camerlengo was talking more forcefully now. "Science, you say, will save us. Science, I say, has destroyed us. Since the days of Galileo, the church has tried to slow the relentless march of science, sometimes with misguided means, but always with benevolent intention. Even so, the temptations are too great for man to resist. I warn you, look around yourselves. The promises of science have not been kept. Promises of efficiency and simplicity have bred nothing but pollution and chaos. We are a fractured and frantic species . . . moving down a path of destruction."
The camerlengo paused a long moment and then sharpened his eyes on the camera.
"Who is this God science? Who is the God who offers his people power but no moral framework to tell you how to use that power? What kind of God gives a child fire but does not warn the child of its dangers? The language of science comes with no signposts about good and bad. Science textbooks tell us how to create a nuclear reaction, and yet they contain no chapter asking us if it is a good or a bad idea.
"To science, I say this. The church is tired. We are exhausted from trying to be your signposts. Our resources are drying up from our campaign to be the voice of balance as you plow blindly on in your quest for smaller chips and larger profits. We ask not why you will not govern yourselves, but how can you? Your world moves so fast that if you stop even for an instant to consider the implications of your actions, someone more efficient will whip past you in a blur. So you move on. You proliferate weapons of mass destruction, but it is the Pope who travels the world beseeching leaders to use restraint. You clone living creatures, but it is the church reminding us to consider the moral implications of our actions. You encourage people to interact on phones, video screens, and computers, but it is the church who opens its doors and reminds us to commune in person as we were meant to do. You even murder unborn babies in the name of research that will save lives. Again, it is the church who points out the fallacy of this reasoning. "And all the while, you proclaim the church is ignorant. But who is more ignorant? The man who cannot define lightning, or the man who does not respect its awesome power? This church is reaching out to you. Reaching out to everyone. And yet the more we reach, the more you push us away. Show me proof there is a God, you say. I say use your telescopes to look to the heavens, and tell me how there could not be a God!"
The camerlengo had tears in his eyes now. "You ask what does God look like. I say, where did that question come from? The answers are one and the same. Do you not see God in your science? How can you miss Him! You proclaim that even the slightest change in the force of gravity or the weight of an atom would have rendered our universe a lifeless mist rather than our magnificent sea of heavenly bodies, and yet you fail to see God's hand in this? Is it really so much easier to believe that we simply chose the right card from a deck of billions? Have we become so spiritually bankrupt that we would rather believe in mathematical impossibility than in a power greater than us?”
"Whether or not you believe in God," the camerlengo said, his voice deepening with deliberation, "you must believe this. When we as a species abandon our trust in the power greater than us, we abandon our sense of accountability. Faith ... all faiths … are admonitions that there is something we cannot understand, something to which we are accountable . . . With faith we are accountable to each other, to ourselves, and to a higher truth. Religion is flawed, but only because man is flawed. If the outside world could see this church as I do ... looking beyond the ritual of these walls . . . they would see a modern miracle... a brotherhood of imperfect, simple souls wanting only to be a voice of compassion in a world spinning out of control. . . .”"
*This speech made by the Camerlengo in the book, Angels and Demons, explains religion like it hasn't been before. I feel exactly the same way. Now, I know what you all are going to say: "The last thing Chalee is is religious." But whatever. Just embrace it.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Get Back Up
This guy is so inspirational! I mean, look at him! He has no limbs! And god, that is just so beautiful! Really. That speech he gives is just so amazing. I know I usually don't sound like this, but...wow. That left me speechless. Seriously. He is just. Wow. I cried a little. He's just so awesome.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
SCROLL DOWN TO BOTTOM OF PAGE TO VIEW THE HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
In actuality...
Kiana has only read 19 real books.
That manga crap doesn't count. OK????
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Saturday, March 21, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
HOW TO GET
OMG!!! OK. Marcus - you have to watch this all the way to the end!!! the last part is frickin hilarious!!!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Rihanna vs. Chris Brown
Yes yes yes, everyone is gossiping about this. I personally think that this is frickin hilarious. LOL. Ok well, here's an article about that issue:
"As the complicated story of Chris Brown’s attack on Rihanna continues to unfold, police have revealed the possible charges being brought against the “Kiss Kiss” singer for his March 5th arraignment.
The LA District Attorney’s office is collecting evidence to beef up their case as they plan to charge Brown with several felonies including domestic violence, assault resulting in great bodily injury, and even perhaps attempted murder.
Given that Brown threatened to kill Rihanna and subsequently allegedly strangled her until she passed out, it stands to reason that attempted murder is fair game for the DA’s office.
The only problem they’ll face is getting Rihanna to corroborate the story, and getting the jury to believe her side over his, since Rihanna and Chris were the only two witnesses."
Basically, Chris Brown may be charged with attempted murder. But the problem is whether or not the jury will believe the story because no one else was there to witness their fight. AHAHA. I don't care what happens. Well I think it'd be hilarious if he went to jail. But whatever you know. That is seriously messed up. I just really want to know what they were fighting about. It had to be something big and scandalous, because they seemed totally fine. Then one day, this happens. I have no idea. Drugs? Gambling? Fraud? Embezzlement? He's not smart enough for the last one, but you get the idea. What did he do to cause an argument between them? Did he cheat? *gasp* That would be even funnier!!! ;]
Please comment. Thanks
Sunday, February 15, 2009
SERIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT
Hear ye hear ye,
Chalee has been writing a story. A story that she is willing to share with you people, but only if you can be understanding. You can give feedback, but only positive feedback. She doesn't need any of your crap right now, she just wants to share a story. And no, she didn't just start writing this recently. It has been in the making for quite a couple of months. If you think she should share it with you, please comment.
Go eat your turkey leg now.
Monday, February 9, 2009
THE WORLD'S CRAPPIEST DARE
JOIN!!! GIRLS (AND BOYS) GO HEAD TO HEAD. CAN YOU GO A WHOLE WEEK WITHOUT SAYING NO???? IF YOU CAN, WANT TO PROVE IT??? TELL CHALEE ;]
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ONE WEEK LATER...
HOW'D THE DARE TURN OUT, YOU ASK???? THE PEOPLE WHO WERE PARTICIPATING DIDN'T GIVE A CRAP!!! THAT'S WHAT!!! LOL. WINNERS OF THE DARE??? IDK, PROBABLY THE SAME AS THE LOSERS!!! CONSIDERING NO ONE REALLY WON OR LOST :|
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Speaking of Bullshit...
For those of you who are in the loop, and know about the other blogs that Amanda and I have created, you know about all of the problems we have been having with boys lately. Me and ******, Alyssa and ******, and Amanda and *****...yea. It's been a pretty crappy the last couple of weeks for all of us. (Well, not really Amanda. But I pray to god she doesn't end up in the same situation that Alyssa and I are in.) I'm on the verge of becoming a misandrist. URG. I really hate all of this. Amanda's situation isn't fucked up yet, but mine's and Alyssa's are. And why are they messed up exactly?
Because:
1. One boy is an asshole-
Asshole - A totally and completely passive-aggressive JERK who believes the world SHOULD and MUST revolve around his own wants and needs and whims and who therefore has a sick stupid disregard for everyone else around him 'cause he thinks that it won't negatively affect him.
(Chalee)
2. The other boy is a pussy-
Pussy - Wimp, coward
(Alyssa)
Personally, I think mine's is worse. Like waaaaaaaaay worse. But so is Alyssa's. Basically, we've both been screwed over by boys. Which, in turn, means that we are also feeling very hurt right now. Who would have thought? That I would let a boy get to me...it is very queer. I don't like it much. Then again, who would? It really sucks that this happened to us all because of a stupid banquet. Freshmen Banquet. Fucking Banquet. I don't want to go. But alas, I am being forced to go by my loving parents. Anywho...I have this poem (no, I didn't write it) and it usually makes me feel better about crap like this...and yea...anyways...here:
----------------Girls--------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys don’t want to reach---
--for the good ones because they'--
-re afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something's wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree.---------
Friday, February 6, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
FWD: TRUE FRIENDS
Heii everybody,
If you haven't read my post on True Friends on Amanda's blog, this still applies to you. Thinking back on all of the things I said, I ask you: What do you think a true friend is? Post whatever the hell you want, I don't care, because I'm such a good friend like that :] jus' kidding. Anywho...you can say anything about anyone/anything. I don't care if you use profanity. God knows I did. Okay? Well, for those that didn't read it, here it is:
"Wow, okay so...true friends. What exactly is the definition of true friends? I bet none of you have a specific answers. I bet that all of you think that the friends you have right now are your true friends. Well fuck. I have to disagree with that. But, I digress, what is my definition of a true friend you ask? Well, here it is:
Let's start at the beginning:
True friends are always there for you. Obviously, if they weren't they wouldn't even be worth the amount of the dog crap you stepped in earlier. They are there through thick and thin. Through the good times and the bad. Through your bitchiest and pee-your-pants moments. Whether the sun is shining, or if it's hidden behind all of those dark clouds that rain down on our brightest days.
True friends know you better than anyone else. They could make you laugh at your saddest moments. They know what's bugging you, and probably the reason why, too. For a friend to really be true - they know what you're thinking even though you haven't even spoken one word.
True friends help you in times of need. They would never push you aside for someone else, or ditch you to go on a date with their first boyfriend, or whatever. If you needed help, you wouldn't have to ask. A true friend would offer to help you.
True friends deal with you every single day. They stay by your side, even though they know that you are a total drama queen, with: severe mood swings, impossible speed talking problems, a really, really short attention span, a disgusting, but an absolutely hilarious sick mind, self consicious problems, forgetfullness, self-centered issues, painful honesty, withdrawals from truth-telling, and for quite a lot of mouching. They deal with your daily problems like there's nothing wrong with you. They love you for you.
True friends would never leave you behind. No matter what classes you're in, or what other people you hang out with, or what you do in your spare time. They care about you enough to ignore everything, or to push past boundaries to just be next to you. The only thing your true friends would care about is being with you, and having fun with you, and just being themselves with you, their true friend.
True friends...
-Call you for no reason at all just to say hi
-Tell you how stupid you are for choking on a Tic-tac
-Call you all of the slutty, bitchy names that you could think of just so that you could have a battle of the wits ;]
-Make up stories with you
-Don't get mad when you totally diss them
-Take all of your frickin food
-Think your parents are nice
-Make fun of your little Paris Hilton rat dog
-Yell at the asshole who made you pissed off in a forest
-Buss laugh when you hit this asshole in the head with a rock
-Laugh at the other asshole in the forest who tried to cut in front of you and ended up getting his balls smashed by a tree branch
-Yell at the asshole who made you pissed off at the fair
-Tell this certain asshole that he has no idea what he's missing even though you seriously have your doubts
-Take you out at 3 in the morning to a harbor so you can watch the sharks eat the fish
-Tell you when something scary is coming at you from the dark
-Dance around and totally make fools of themselves
-Are the loudest people on the bus, and tell everyone else to shut up
-Carve pumpkins and throw the nasty inside crap at you, then laugh
-Eat lunch with you every day and listen to your sick jokes that make them want to puke up the food they just ate
-Call you at 10 at night just to get help with homework
-Play video games with you, and end up in a total death match
And that's not even the half of it.
Think about that people. Are you a true friend? Are you always there for that person(s)? Do you help them no matter what? Would you ever leave them to fend for themselves? I mean, think about all of the crap that we've been saying about each other over the last couple of weeks. We've really started to drift apart. It's killing me. Well, to be honest, it really isn't but c'mon. This is me we're talking about not really caring. Like you guys so eloquently call me: Queen of Hell, Sassy, Drama Queen, The Bitch, whatever floats your boat. I don't care. At least you can say you're being honest with me. I know how I am, and I know that you guys probably talk a lot of crap about me behind my back. About how I act and stuff. And how can I really blame you, right? Well, before you really judge me, look at yourselves. I know that you guys aren't as hot as me either. (Sounds weird, but you get what I'm saying right? And if you don't...then well...you're really stupid.) So yea...I think that was all that I had to say. But think about this, are you really a true friend?"
Friday, January 23, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Be a man - mulan
Words:
Be a man
Let's get down to business - to defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
(Chorus:)
Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man out of you?
THIS SONG IS THE BESTEST MULAN SONG!!
I'M POSTING THIS CUZ CIARA GOT IT STUCK IN MY HEAD! LIKE BIG TIME! AHAHA :]
Friday, January 16, 2009
Ciara's Two Cents
Well, it's raining, which makes me nicer than I'd normally be, but here's what I think:
Jaz has never been THAT close of a friend to me, but I might as well be concerned about her emotional safety. Now, I can't exactly give advice for a person like her, seeing as how she's so calm and quiet and I'm... well, not. Corey doesn't bother me very much, but I guess that's because I'm a bit closer to some of the boys than you guys. While the "Matchmaker" pisses me off beyond all reason (I'm afraid to even talk about anything involving boys around her), I can say that at least they're safe while she's there, because not even Tanaka's perverted enough to carry on while she's there watching...
At the same time, I think that you (Cha) are getting a bit too worked up about this, if you don't mind my saying so. While she is a bit eager to please, Jaz is smarter than that. And, ah, even Ashley isn't pregnant yet. Just a thought.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Mean People ~~ mandy's thoughts ;]
You make a good point(s)~
But, I don't think there really is something we can do- trying to bring back Jasmine from the claws of the pervert is not likely to happen. And even if we did get her to be a "friend" again, the first chance she got to talk to Kiana, Kiana would patch it up, and push her back to him again and Jasmine would be off being an ignorant little girl who ditches her friends for hickeys. Not my problem. But- one day she's going to get hurt (we all know of Corey's record: dates girls, dumps girls.) and when she gets hurt, she is most likely going to come crying back to us asking us to make her feel better again. And, I am all for her happiness, but, is it really fair for her to ditch us and expect us to always be there waiting? Personally, I don't think that is fair. But, I'm not Jasmine.
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But,.... maybe corey is making her happy, and maybe we shouldn't stand in the way. Maybe kiana is the one responisible for jasmine's being happy. _maybe_
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My idea- wait for her to officially leave you for him, then go ahead and wreak all the havoc you want. Because by then, we won't be her friends anymore. But that's just me trying to be a good friend in a crazy high school.
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but yea, I'm not going to do anything- like you said "I'm over it."
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and something to think about:
"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh
Thursday, January 8, 2009
MEAN PEOPLE
So guys,
If you didn't already notice (and if you didn't, holy crap you're stupid) Jaz and Corey are dating. And let's just say, to state the obvious, that Corey is just a tad bit perversive. We all know Jaz, she can never say no. So I bet this relationship is just peachy. The perfect couple. Am I right? Well...anywho...Kiana is somehow involved in all of this. She is the "chaperone." I quote that because she is the crappiest chaperone known to mankind. Her job is to watch the lovely couple and make sure that they don't do anything naughty :] Let's be honest here: she let's them do whatever they want to. Hell, she practically tells them what to do. And they do not hesitate. Uh huh. I know that this is a weird subject for me to be talking about. But I feel that it has to be brought to everyone's attention. Obviously, Jaz is just so lovestruck, she...just...well...nuff said. My question is this: What the hell is Kiana doing when they are doing all of this??? What? Is she watching? Does she want to join in? I think that she is more perverted than Corey. What does she tell people? That she's standing guard? She's the watchdog? What the hell is wrong with her? That is just sick and wrong in so many ways. I should say that we should like intervene, but do we really want to disrupt her happiness? I mean, doesn't she at least look a little happier? So even if it a perverted prick that is making her happy, she's happy right? That's all that matters. Maybe their little love child will make her even happier. Especially when Corey leaves her because he doesn't want to be responsible for anything. That sounds so perfect doesn't it? AND on top of that, they have been ditching us, their "friends" to go hang out with her f***in boyfriend!!! What? Is he like her only friend now???? Besides Kiana? What's wrong with us? Just because she can't date us she doesn't want to hang out with us? And like, did you guys notice that she doesn't even laugh around us when he's around (in hearing distance)?? Gurantee they talk crap about us behind our backs. Why the hell else would she act so damn high makamaka???? WTH is not wrong with that??? What happened to friends always being there for you? Will her boyfriend always be there for her? Probably not. When he gets tired of her, he'll probably just pick another willing girl and move on. But hey, that's life. You know what else I noticed? Jaz's attitude is rubbing off on Kiana. Kiana acts like she's all that because she thinks that she's the one that brought them together. Because she's the all powerful Matchmaker. F*** that! We all know that if she had actually moved on to her second couple, that that one would have never worked out! If she even did move on to the second couple, HOLY SHIT!!! she is frickin crazy!!! Do you know what would happen if she even tried to do the second couple??Well...I don't know what would happen if she did. Because, I usually keep my promises. And you all know that. But I think that you people get promises and secrets mixed up. And don't start with me and say that I do not keep my promises, the only ones I have issues with are the ones that have to do with secrets. Okay? But, I'm not talking about me right now. I am talking about the JKC issue!! (Someone want to think of an acronym for that? Something really stupid perhaps? The Jumping Kidney Cars? I don't know. Think of something stupid.) So, I leave you with this last question: Is this right?
NO IT DOES NOT!!! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!! BUT WHAT THE HELL CAN WE DO???? WE CAN'T FREAKING BREAK THEM UP. AND WE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SNAP SOME SENSE INTO HER!!! WE JUST HAVE TO WATCH AND FRICKIN HOPE SHE JUST DOESN'T COME OUT OF THIS TOTALLY SCREWD, RIGHT???
WTH.
I'M OVER THIS.
I GUESS.
BUT THAT'S JUST SOMETHING FOR YOU GUYS TO THINK ABOUT.
TTYL,
♥ Sassy
Friday, January 2, 2009
Hey hey :]
Hola people,
So so...I need my fellow writers to finish writing your parts. I have yet to write the Epilogue, because I don't want to write it yet because I need all of your votes!!! So yea...good news though, the story is coming along just fine and dandy. But, I think that I-scratch that-we need to pump this story up! Make it as funny as possible! No matter how dirty, cruel, or just plain wrong! WE WANT TO LAUGH AT IT. Not that it's not funny right now, but I want to laugh every time I read it :]
TTYL,
Sassy :]
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