Class Project 006 (Holiday Special)

Go Ickest! I love this guy! He's the bestest! His voice is actually pretty good :]

Pat and Stanley - Bathtub Sharks

more for marcus :]

go pat and stanley!!

Cool cartoon

kay so, Amanda's fave video was Fred. So i guess i made her a little happy :] but...i have to do something else to make her happy. but i can't really tell you people that right now, don't worry though, you'll find out sooner or later. anyway. so i guess i'll make Marcus happy now. Marcus, go to: http://jeffdunham.com kay? but later. for now you'll have to deal with this video.

Fred.

weird dude imitating Fred. ahaha. but he is really funny too! :]

Taylor Swift You belong with me Lyrics

nuff said

Santa Baby - Taylor Swift (w/ lyrics)

Hey everyone,
IT'S CHRISTMAS BREAK!! THANK GOD!! But, we shouldn't really be thinking about how happy we are right now. We should be thinking about how we can make others happy! ... Well... you guys can do that, I think I'm only going to think about how happy I am, because I'm selfish like that. HAHA. Well, you guys should really think about that. I guess...but ya...I'm going to try and make you guys happy. Because I'm nice like that. I'm posting this song because I know how much Ciara loves it :]. So she's first. Then the rest of ya.

TTYL,
Sassy :]

BTW this Taylor Swift version is really good!

SARAH PALIN MUSIC VIDEO

This guy is freaking hilarious! I think he's better than Fred! OMG! Go check out his stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ShaneDawsonTV?ob=1

Fred Loses His Meds

Changing the subject now...
For those of you losers who don't know who Fred is, meet Fred. He is freaking hilarious! Go to: http://www.youtube.com/user/Fred to watch more of his videos. Thanks guys :]

Breakaway

Hey guys,
What I'm about to tell you will probably change how you look at me. Not in a big way, but at least a little bit different. How many of you remembered that my grandma died earlier this year? How many of you knew that I was probably one the only people who truly knew her? How many of you knew how badly her death affected me? Yea, we were close. We were really close. And you know what? When I learned that she was sick, I refused to believe that she wasn't going to get better this time. So, I didn't visit her or anything. Before, I used to see her at least 4-5 times a week. But for two whole weeks I didn't visit her. I felt horrible, and I finally forced myself to go. She was so sick. She kept telling me that she wanted the pain to go away and that she loved me and my sister. The last thing she heard come out of my mouth was: "I love you Grandma." Two days later, she died. I was in utter shock. I didn't even cry. I couldn't believe that she was really gone. Who would want to? She was the one constant in my life. She was always there for me. I could tell her anything and she wouldn't judge me. People say that the pain gets easier, but it doesn't. I think about her every day. And I miss her so much. I miss talking to her, I miss making her laugh, and I miss her hugs. You must be wondering why I'm telling you this now. Well, it's December. On December 5th, it took all of my energy for me not to cry. That was her birthday. December was her favorite month, and Christmas her favorite holiday. Christmas this year is going to be so different without her. She eminated Christmas spirit. With her gone I'm totally lost. This is where my lying skills come into play. I lie a lot. I say that now, because you don't know how often I lie. Every time someone asks me if I'm okay, I say yes. But I feel the total opposite. Yea, I'm the happy one in the group, and in my family. But that's because I have to make sure that they move on. Even if it means that I can't. I can't move on. I miss her so much. Lei, when you guys thought I was depressed because of Aaron or whatever? Yea, it wasn't cause of that. It's what I thinking about at that time. I would explain it to you, but you wouldn't get it (it was an inside joke, just between the two of us). Besides, you guys should seriously know me better than that. Why would I let a stupid boy bother me that much? Back to subject, I don't want you to pity me. I just want to warn you guys that if one day I just totally break down, there's a really good reason for it. And not something stupid like Aaron. Now, you might be wondering why I'm posting this with this song. Well, there are other issues going on in my family that I just want to get away from. For instance, my grandma was actually my great-grandma, okay? So her kids got mad at her after she died, because she left stuff for me and my sister. And she said that she loved us more. I can't blame her (as soon as they found out that she was sick, they had her obituary written up). There's even more crap going on on my mom's side of the family that I don't even want to mention because it's so horrible, but you get the point don't you? I just want to 'breakaway.' (And yes, I know that sounded corny, but please, go easy on me, I'm really messed up.) The one thing my grandma always told me, was to be myself. And to never change. I'm going to do just that. School is the one place where I can act like myself and not get in trouble for it (well not really :]). I just hate lying to you guys about something like this. You guys really are the bestest friends someone as messed up as me could ask for. (That was even cornier that what I said earlier, but I don't really care any more.) So yea, thanks. Thanks for putting up with my: scheming, lying, sassyness, bitchyness, tricks, jokes, slaps, punches, kicks, thoughts, nasty images, bullying, you know the rest. But hey? Can you really say that you don't have fun with me? :]
Luv ya guys,
Chalee :]

Yelling At Cats

OMG GUYS! IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE MY 1OOTH POST, I'M POSTING THIS FUNNY VIDEO! I KNOW SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE, BUT YOU KNOW, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I'VE WATCHED IT I STILL THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AHAHA! I HATE CATS! :] AHAHA LUV YOU GUYS. HOPE YOU LIKED IT :]

TTYL,
Sassy :]

Miley Cyrus - Fly On The Wall - Official Music Video (HD)

Does anyone here even like Miley Cyrus? I mean, she's...popular. Is that the word? I don't know. I don't really like her. I don't have a reason I just don't like her. Maybe it's because her voice irritates me...I don't know. All of the stuff that she does is so stupid. I just don't like her. God. She needs to seriously get a life. I mean, look at all of the crap that she's done. She's so stupid. :| And can't she freaking decide on one damn name??? Is she like having an identity crisis? No one likes either of them, what the hell does it matter if the names are different??? Geez...

BTW, this is a cheap version of Thriller! I haven't seen anyone that can duplicate this! Just trying to duplicate it makes her stupid!

Edward's Lullaby - River Flows In You by Yiruma

Heii guys,
I was like so pissed when I found out that they weren't going to use this song in the movie. This should have been Bella's Lullaby. I mean, the one that they used in the movie wasn't even on piano! It was like the whole damn orchestra! WHAT THE HELL??? What don't they get about Edward playing it? Heller? They are just so stupid. Anyways, this song is 10x better than that crappy one that they did use. :]

TTYL,
Sassy :]

NEW OFFICIAL Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Trailer 3 [HIGH QUALITY W/ SUBTITLES]

OMG GUYS! I'm so excited! I can't wait to watch this movie! It looks so good! The books are freaking awesome, and so are the movies. I think this is one of the only book series made into movies that I like. I mean, they really know how to bring the books to life. The movies are spectacular, and even though they do cut parts out, they do put in important ones. And, yes, the details have been changed, but who really cares when the final product is so totally wicked?? This whole thing with comparing Harry Potter to Twilight, is so uncool by the way. I admit, the Twilight series is okay, but it's only okay. The Harry Potter series drags you in and never releases its hold. You'll want to read the books again, and again. I know most people will say the same for Twilight, but no. It's not the same. Harry Potter will always be better. It's my favorite book series, by the way. Anywho...go watch the movie. Or(better) go read the books.

TTYL,
Sassy :]

Heii guys

This is probably the most random post that I'm ever going to make. So, I'm sure you know about the whole issue between Coca-cola and Pepsi, right? People keep telling me that there's no difference between the two drinks, but there is!! Coca-cola is a more stronger, potent drink. Pepsi is sweeter and fizzier, which makes it way better. Coke has a bite to it, which, of course, would make you feel sick if you drank to much of it! Pepsi, being sweeter, takes longer for you to be incapacitated by it. Actually, you know, I don't know about that...seeing as I don't drink Coke...I have to test that out one day...I'll get back to you on that one. But did you notice that when you go to a like a party with all local people at it, that they drink Pepsi. Every BBQ that I've been to over here, has had Pepsi instead of Coke. Even the ones on the mainland! Doesn't that say something? That people like Pepsi better!!! Well, whatever, I'll let you guys be the judge of that. Vote on the poll.

TTYL,
Sassy :]

Issues...

I’m starting to think that I have some serious issues. I mean, look at that last post! Talk about totally losing it. And some of you people seem to think that I have a lot of issues. Especially with certain people…but we’re not going to get into that right now, because I probably will start to talk about that and I really don’t want to right now. Anywho…so what I really want to know is why do you guys think I have so much issues? I mean, I know that I am the Queen of Drama. The Queen of Drama. And I know that too, but like…how to put this…I know I’m dramatic, and I know that I make a big deal out of anything and everything, but c’mon guys. Really? I do not! Well…maybe not everything…but still…anywho…vote on the poll and comment on this to give me your reasons/thoughts on my dramaticness. :]

TTYL,
Sassy :]

People...

Not to sound mean here, but The Asylum Story is an inside joke between a couple of friends. Not that people who aren't invited to the story aren't our friends, but we want to keep it as our joke. Recently a lot of the jokes that we've shared have been taken by other people who played no part in it whatsoever. It hurts us who actually thought of the joke. If you can't think of your own jokes, well, wow, I feel sorry for you. But please, jokes that we make are meant to be between the people who were there when it happened. I know this sounds very selfish, and mean, but really...inside jokes are for those who were in on it. Not for everybody. That's why inside jokes are kept a secret. I'm sorry that we keep bringing our inside jokes up, but we shared them with each other. It gives us something to laugh at. Something to keep us entertained. Something for us to show how we really feel about some things :]. So please, and this goes for everybody: DO NOT TAKE OTHER PEOPLES' INSIDE JOKES. IT'S NOT COOL, AND YOU SHOULD SERIOUSLY THINK OF YOUR OWN! DAMMIT! WE PUT A LOT INTO OUR JOKES, AND THE MORE YOU PEOPLE KEEP STUPIDLY TALKING ABOUT IT, THE LESS FUNNY IT BECOMES. I'm at fault too, for sharing inside jokes, and I learned my lesson. From now on, I'm not going to share any inside jokes. I mean, the people whose joke it originally was, don't even think it's funny any more. That really sucks, okay? That was about it. Thanks guys :].

'Til next time :]
Sassy

Love Story - Official Music Video

love this song :)

I just thought that you guys should see the story that started it all again. I'm sure Chalee, Nalei, and Marcus especially remember this. I just dug it up.

Marcus and the Great Houdini

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Marcus. She would always watch magicians when they came into town. One day, a magician who was much more magical than all of them put together visited. His name was the Great Houdini. Marcus met him once, and he picked her to be his next assistant in his magic shows, though she was very ugly.

So, during the day of the next magic show, Marcus was on stage with the Great Houdini during his final act. It was the bit where he makes people disappear. So Marcus stood in the little Plexiglas box when the Great Houdini put a curtain over it so she could disappear. There was a drum roll, and then Marcus found herself hurtling into darkness. Suddenly, it stopped, and she landed on a cushiony plastic surface. A white coated man came in with a syringe. “It’s time for your next treatment, Marcus. I don’t think you’ll ever get out of the Insane Asylum at this rate.”


THE END

yes, yes, yes!!! i'll send you an invite so you can just post it onto the blog, kay?
are the other, weird, people still in this story? (i.e. devil, unicorn a*$, and the flunkies)

Meh. Fine. I finished my piece of the chapter, anyway. Do you want it?

Story

No, see the idea i had for the story was that, yea, we post it here on the blog, just so that we know what is happening in the story. and unlike marcus, i would never, ever try to make a profit off of this story. no one else is going to read the story except for us, so i'll block it from any other viewers. kkay? so it's not like it's going to be world renowned or anything :P don't worry!

We should. And we should bring Amanda along to sit between us and listen to the commentary on it. And maybe Nalei to convince her never, ever to read those books. Or at least enjoy them.

See- I'm not crazy. About Twilight, at least.

Speaking of, there is no way you guys are allowed to post Insane Asylum Rejects on a blog or anywhere at all. Not after Marcus screwed it up by looking for profit. I hate it when people try to claim my ideas and then call me crazy for wanting to keep them to myself.

I hope he's reading this.

ahaha :), i don't want to wear that shirt any more since i've read that rant! they were so right!!! edward is so abusive, and i shouldv'e listened to you when you said so!! there, i admitted it! you were right, and i was wrong. well...yea, but we should just go and watch the movie anyways, just so that we can make comments and junk :)

Hey, I've read this Twilight rant before... I don't remember where, though. It was from a website somewhere, I think. Very curious.

Anywho, yeah. Currently trying to find something pretty to wrap your birthday present with. I'll probably just chuck it at you on Monday. Well, I hope you like it... Hehehehehe...

Twilight-The Real Deal

Hey people, I've been thinking about how Crazy always says that Edward is an abusive boyfriend. Now, I totally and completely agree with her. My other friend also agreed, and wrote this full explanation of why he is an abusive/possesive boyfriend. (My friend wrote this, and these are her exact words. Plagerism not intended, it is just to inform you of the real Edward)


"When it comes to media influences, we are most concerned with what our heroes do. After all, they are supposed to be the most admirable of people. A villain’s actions are assumed to be questionable, but the hero is, well, essentially noble. Why is it, then, that no one seems to be concerned that Edward Cullen, hero of the bestselling books Twilight and New Moon, is an abusive boyfriend? His actions repeatedly demonstrate a dangerous mentality of dependency and control.

The first thing any girl hears in a dating violence discussion is that jealousy is not love. Yet Edward is critically jealous of Jacob Black, one of Bella’s family friends. Edward pushes Jacob aside from the end of Twilight where, when Jacob asks Bella if she’d like another dance, Edward answers “I’ll take it from here.” Perhaps Bella would prefer to dance with Edward – but it’s her decision to tell Jacob that, not Edward’s. The situation only escalates as Jacob becomes closer to Bella. In a confrontation at the end of New Moon, Bella is genuinely afraid for Jacob’s life. Fans of the series might say “Oh, but Jacob is a werewolf – they’re historical enemies.” Would this excuse an English beau from threatening an Irish friend?

Moreover, in Eclipse, Edward is intent on keeping Bella from associating with Jacob at all. When she says in the first chapter that she’s planning on visiting Jacob without Edward if necessary, he says simply “I’ll stop you.” That is to say, he is willing to use physical force rather than let his girlfriend see one of her closest friends. And it does come to force – to removing a vital part from Bella’s truck and bribing Alice to keep Bella under house arrest when he isn’t around.

A general dislike of Jacob would be understood. But taking steps to prevent your partner from spending time with someone that you dislike is abuse, plain and simple. And his surprising calm after Bella kisses Jacob seems more indicative to me of a cycle of abuse and reconciliation than any real resolution.

Jealousy is a control tactic. As such, it is often paired with isolation – a technique most familiar in cult dynamics. As soon as Edward and Bella begin dating, Edward criticizes her friends as ‘shallow.’ Bella soon stops going anywhere with other friends. Not having formed strong bonds before Edward appears on the scene, Bella never bothers to form them at all. The isolation is so complete that when Edward leaves in the beginning of New Moon, Bella spends three months in a depressed state before rediscovering her other friends. Yes, it’s understandable to want to spend time with your boyfriend. But when you have quite literally no life outside of them – when their absence leaves you so utterly lost – that is unhealthy. And it is wrong of Edward to encourage it. As already demonstrated with Jacob Black, Bella is capable of forming strong friendships when Edward isn't monopolizing her time.

Moreover, a part of this isolation is fully and unarguably intentional. When Edward leaves Bella, he flat-out forbids Alice, Bella’s best friend at the time, from seeing her. His motivation? To ensure a “clean break.” But it is Bella’s right to decide when and how she wants to forget about their relationship. Presuming to dictate her healing process for her is the height of control – it is assuming that you have the right to a person’s thoughts.

Abandonment is yet another control tactic. It is emotionally jarring, disruptive, and, if timed properly, can convince the target that their life is less worthwhile without the abuser. I have been the subject of this treatment myself – and, if it were not for my close friends, it would have worked. Thanks to isolation, Bella has no such friends. When Edward resurfaces, she immediately clings to him more desperately than before. He has become her only lifeline.

Of course, Edward resurfaces in that he attempts suicide. I don’t care what Romeo and Juliet says: suicide is not romantic. Apart from being mentally unstable, this is characteristic of abusive boyfriends. Many abused women remain with their boyfriends because they believe that they still love each other. They often feel responsible for their boyfriend, who tells them “I can’t live without you.” For obvious reasons, Bella doesn’t want to be responsible for Edward’s death. But because of this fear for his life, she stays in a self-destructive relationship.

Perhaps Edward didn’t realize that Bella was alive when he tried to kill himself. But that just proves that he was unstable enough to go through with it – he had made the threat long before he made the attempt. Bella did not laugh off the threat – it shocked and horrified her. If Edward hurt himself, she felt it would be “because of her.” And that puts a burden of responsibility on her that no person can or should be made to bear.

This sense of responsibility for his welfare also extends to lying to her father. Encouraged deception is a red flag for an abusive relationship. Yes, you can argue that Bella shouldn’t tell her father about Edward’s vampirism for the same reason that she wouldn’t tell anyone if he had AIDS: respect for privacy. But it is expected that she would tell her father when she is with her boyfriend. Lying is unnecessary. You can argue that Edward does not encourage her to lie, instead asking her to tell someone where she is. But this statement is consistently followed with ’So I know that if I kill you, I’ll get in trouble for it.’ (“To give me some small incentive to bring you back,” p 214) Predictably, it has the opposite effect: Bella, out of her sense of responsibility for her boyfriend, keeps their dates secret. Thus serving Edward’s ends. Many teenagers will lie to their parents about their dates without a second thought. But this doesn’t make it right. In fact, it only shows that Edward can’t plead ignorance regarding how Bella would react to his statement. Any mind reader will know what she’d do.

Time and time again in Twilight, Edward frightens Bella. Fear is emotional abuse. It can also be used to assert control. Fans might say that Edward is constantly telling Bella how much he wants to kill her and giving unnecessary displays of strength in order to convince her not to stay with him. Why, then, doesn’t he take the lead and stay away from Bella? Why didn’t he stay in Alaska? Why didn’t he simply switch Biology classes? Because he’s “selfish.” If he is unable to stay away from her, he has no right to scare her. Calmly explaining the danger – once, as accurately as possible, without hyperbole – will suffice. And then a boy who really cared would help her take necessary precautions for her safety. For example, telling Charlie when they would be together. Or, having Carlisle chaperon. Or by having a double date with Alice and Jasper, or by sticking in public places, or any of dozens of other measures, since Edward clearly doesn’t believe that feeding often is precaution enough. But that would prevent Bella from swooning over his “devotion.”

For that matter, why is he under the impression that seeing the dents his shoulders left in a car is insufficient to remind her that he is, in fact, stronger than your average human?

Finally, Edward refuses to allow Bella to make her own decisions. She insists she does not want to go to the prom – he brings her there without telling her. She insists she doesn’t want a birthday party – he gives her a surprise party. She does not want to leave Charlie while James is loose – he throws her in the back seat and tells his brother to hold her down. When she resists, he either works around her back or manipulates her decision, kissing her until she forgets her argument. Real boyfriends respect their girlfriend’s right to a decision. Abusive boyfriends must make all the decisions – using force if necessary. It doesn’t matter whether he thinks he’s acting in her best interests or not. Free will is non-exchangeable. And it should be.

The circumstances of their engagement is a perfect example of his inability to let her make her own decisions. He agrees, at the end of New Moon, that he will change her into a vampire if and only if she marries him first. Marriage is not a bargaining tool. Vampirism and marriage are both commitments – but they are separate commitments, and should be discussed separately. The fact that he never intended for her to make that bargain, that he used it as a delay, is not an excuse. Rather, it is further evidence of a need to manipulate the relationship according to his wants and needs.

Likewise, when Bella decides that she does not want to apply to Dartmouth, he ignores her and forges her signature on the paperwork. Going to a college outside of the Ivy League will not place Bella’s life or even her general contentment in danger. Yet he resolves that it is his decision to make, not hers.

A parallel incident can be found when he forges a note to Charlie in her handwriting on the day he leaves her in the middle of the woods. Yes, it turned out to be a good thing that Charlie knew that she was out there when she went missing, but no, that doesn't excuse forging a note when it would have been just as easy to write the note as himself: "Hey, Chief Swan, it's Edward. Bella and I are going for a walk in the woods. Be back soon."

For those fans who insist on some definite physical, non-negotiable sign of abuse, recall how Edward enters her house after leaving her in New Moon and hides every one of her personal possessions associated with himself. Destroying someone’s stuff is never OK and always an abusive act. Even – especially! – when he’s trying to control her healing process. Add the fact that Edward is prone to watching Bella while she sleeps – repeatedly, without her knowledge – and you have one very unhealthy relationship.

Yet in Eclipse, we seem to have a point of some resolution. As Eclipse moves on, Edward makes the radical decision to let Bella take some control of her own life and her own friendships. As it draws to a close, he even comes to realize that it was wrong of him to think he knew what was best for her. Awareness, I have always thought, is the most crucial step in dealing with an unhealthy relationship. Does this mean that Edward and Bella have finally worked their problems out?

Unfortunately, I don’t think that this is the case. First of all, there is the fact that this "realization" is handed down as a proclamation from Edward, a statement of how he intends to act. True to the pattern of their relationship, Bella has nothing to do with this statement, and merely accepts it passively, without trying to discuss with Edward how they can have a more balanced relationship. Lack of communication implies a lack of any real development in the relationship. Translation: Meyer is trying to appease the critics by slipping in this speech of Edward's. And then Edward goes ahead and invites Jacob to the wedding even after Bella specifically said that she didn't want to invite him. Was it a good idea to have Jacob there, a gesture of reconciliation? Maybe. But maybe it was twisting the knife, and it's Bella's right to make that call.

And there remains one crucial element of domination in this relationship that has not been addressed – possessiveness. Talking of marriage, Edward says, “I want the world to know that you’re mine and no one else’s.” This is not normal, and it is not healthy! Even married couples have a life outside of each other. That sentiment, “You’re mine,” might seem a mark of devotion, but it is a denial of Bella’s full humanity. That mentality remains whether the couple is aware of it or not. And it will resurface eventually.

That, I think, is more dangerous than any poison could be. The fact that such a deadly emotion could hide under the mask of love. The most frightening part of the story of Edward and Bella is not that he hurts her, is not that she loves him regardless, it is that when in the height of Edward’s controlling madness Jacob asks if he could possibly be an abusive boyfriend… Bella does not even consider the thought.

The difference between love and obsession is not an idea to be ignored."

TWILIGHT SERIES

Heii guys,

For a short amount of time, i'm going to be a total Twilight series freak fan, and i'm gonna make sure that u guys have the down-low on everything.

p.s. ciara, i don't care what u say, twilight rocks

Scare Tactics - Little Monster Man, Mutant Rat boy prank

OMG!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF SCARE TACTICS EVER!!! IT IS SO FUNNY!!!

Twilight

Hey, I would just like to say that I'm not sure if I'm glad that I told Kiana what good books the Twilight series were, because now she is like totally obssessed. Whatever I guess, if she wants to be obssessed, I don't care, but this is my blog and I don't really want the topic of our conversations to revolve around Twilight all the time, okay? Not to sound mean, but yea. I'll talk about it and stuff, but not all of the time. Anyways. . .I'm glad that you like the books Kiana!

P.S. You guys should really check out this thing called Live Journal, it's really cool, that or you guys should get a MySpace so I won't be lonely. lol

HEY TWILIGHT FANS, THIS JUST IN MIDNIGHT SUN WILL BE THE NEXT OOK AFTER BREAKING DAWN EDWARD'S POINT OF VIEW ON THE STORY!!

CHECK OUT MY BLOG K?????? TWILIGHT FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHECK OUT MY BLOG K?????? TWILIGHT FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penguins very funny

OMG!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Polar Bear - Holiday

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Polar Bear On A Treadmill

OMG!!! THIS BEAR IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!

well too damn bad! it's a surprise!!! you're gonna luv it!! i promise!!!

I only like surprises when they involve presents or cake.

it's a surprise as to whose coming to my party! you'll find out then!

Party?

Who all's coming to your party? I have a race that day, so Marcus better watch it or I'm hurting him.

WOW CIARA!

THAT WAS PRETTY DEEP FOR A PERSON LIKE U! U SHOULD TRY BEING LIKE THAT MORE OFTEN! I'M JUST GONNA STOP THIS ALREADY, BECAUSE I KNO WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT AND I DON'T CARE IF U DON'T LIKE IT. SO WHATEVER

You're a useless fangirl.

The story has a retarded plot, and Bella is conceited. Edward has control issues- such as spying on Bella's "friends" to find out what she's doing. Bella constantly pushes away everyone for the simple reason that she only wants Edward, and she disdains the fact that they come from the small city.

Additionally, Bella is clutzy only when it serves the purpose of amusing Edward or is pertinent to the plot, and it is completely forgotten most of the time. You need to look at the book and actually read it. Bella is attracted to Edward only because he is good-looking, as looks are all she is interested in. She thinks that he won't love her anymore when she gets old, because they don't connect on a personal level at all. There's nothing she likes about him other than the way he treats her and the fact that he is a hot little vampire. Wake up and smell the crappy teen novels.

U R STUPID AND KNOW NOTHING AT ALL!!!

THE TWILIGHT SERIES IS THE BEST SERIES EVER!!!! EDWARD IS NOT POINTLESS, OR A SCARY VAMPIRE!!!! BELLA IS NOT SOME CONCEITED GIRL WHO IS ONLY INTERESTED IN EDWARD FOR IS LOOKS, I DO AGREE THAT JACOB IS VERY STUPID BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HE REALLY IS. BELLA AND EDWARD FALL IN LOVE BECAUSE OF THE CURIOUSITY THAT THEY HAVE FOR EACH OTHER IN THE BEGINNING, AND WHEN THEY EXPLORE THAT, THEY EVENTUALLY FALL IN LOVE. AND IN BETWEEN ALL OF THIS THERE IS A BUNCH OF FIGHTS BETWEEN VAMPIRES, AND WEREWOLVES. I DON'T REALLY SEE WHY JACOB HAD TO BE IN THIS STORY THOUGH, I GUESS IT'S TO THICKEN THE PLOT BUT WHATEVER: BELLA ♥ EDWARD!!!

Twilight SUCKS

Uh... Twilight sucked and I hated it. Edward was a jerk, Bella was a shallow idiot, and I don't even know how it managed to get published. Here's a synopsis of the book-

Bella:I hate this school.

Random people: You're so preeeetttty.

Edward:Hmm.

Bella:He's hot.

Edward: I love you, even though you're an idiot and I'm so very perfect and selfless that I'll give you up because I'm a big scary vampire.

Bella:You're hot.

Vampire:Grr. Imma eat j00.

Edward: Come on, Bella. I'm gonna force you into this car and not listen to you at all.

Bella: Fine. But I'm going to save my mom.

Vampire: Grr. I have you.

Edward: No Bella!

Bella: You're hot.

Epilogue-

Bella: Are you gonna make me a vampire?

Edward: No, I'm just gonna force you to do stuff you don't want to do because I'm a big scary vampire. Grr.

THE END

Official 'Twilight' Trailer Released by Summit

OMG!!!!! TWILIGHT!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!! IT LOOKS SOOOOOO GOOD!!!! HE MAKES SUCH A GOOD EDWARD, AND SHE MAKES A GOOD BELLA!!!!!! DECEMBER 12TH GUYS!!!!

well i like the template and i don't really care what u think, but i do agree that u should start writing the story, and when u r finished writing your part, save it and post it to this blog. k?

Not more pink... What's wrong with you? And what poll? Why do you people lie to me so very much? Ugh. I gotta get writing that story. It'll be easy, though. Only a page. Except for Nalei, who is gonna write, like, 2 lines. "I hate you" and "This is stupid."

Asylum Story

Kkkkk. . .u kno that weird story that is currently being made? We should totally just go all out with it and make it the best stupid story ever!! And like if we still are making sequels to it in high school, we should totally print it out, bind it together and make sure that we all get a copy of it for our graduation! Haha, would'nt that be funny? Aaahhh memories...hahaha

Yes, the template is good. Better than the horrific pink you had before. OMG, Tech is soo boring. We're doing the IC3, but it's so outdated I don't see how it matters.

how's this kick butt template? i luv it!! lol

u r so wrong!

she gets sooooo mad when he ditches class to go to golf. cuz like whoever said: golf is his frst love, so of course it would come before his girlfriend! how tragic...lol i don't really care cuz i don't like her, and if golf makes her miserable then...at least we kno that the devil has some sort weakness! lol

Rambling

Okay, that's a nice thing to announce publicly. His girlfriend doesn't seem upset, though. About the golf thing. Interesting. Maybe they both forgot. I believe stupidity can cause memory loss... I'm so bored. I finished my Tech project, like, last week. Lalalalala. And they've blocked everything I can use to entertain myself except this site. Oh, well. Guess I'll just screw around with the stuff on my computer. OH, whoops. No title on this thing. Like it matters...

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did u even read wat i said about da other thing? CUZ I WILL NEVER EVER SUCK HIS FACE!!!

U=cheap

That's because you're cheap, and your parents buy you too much stuff. Well, Nalei's gonna figure that whole thing out, so we don't really have to worry about it. Marcus is gonna be the only boy... Hey, don't you ever which font the letters on the keyboard are written in? Hmm... I guess it's because of my ADD. I should get tested for it... something smells like perfume... it's hot... my back hurts.

RITE OF PASSAGE PHOTOS

FOR DA RITE OF PASSAGE PHOTOS DOES EVERY PERSON IN A GROUP HAVE TO CHIP IN? I KNO SOME OF DA PEOPLE I WANT TO TAKE PICTURES WIT, BUT SINCE WE ALL PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY, Y DON'T WE ALL ORDER A SMALL AMOUNT OF PICTURES WIT FRIENDS, AND MIX AND MATCH WIT ALL OF US? THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME! LOL CUZ I WANT TO TAKE PICTURES WIT ALL OF U BUT I THINK THAT THE PRICES R SUCH A RIP OFF! LIKE SERIOUSLY! HAVE U SEEN THOSE PRICES?! NUTS!!!

well. . . .

ROTFL!!! haha i kno yea? it is kinda fun wit her around to b all irritated at me! lol cuz wen she's not around it's kinda quiet lol but yea i should ask him. i think he probably forgot though. . . like he could remember anything! but u kno what bothers me about what u said? that he gonna suck my soul out. cuz in order to suck my soul out u would have to well. . . .yea nuff sedd

Yeeeeeaaaah

No braces? I can't seem to feel happy for you. Let me try again... Nope. Haha. I've never had anything wrong with my teeth- braces, cavities... Mwahaha.
Maybe the dream did mean something...
A warning of some sort. Don't go near Ferris Wheels, because Wolverine will come and steal your soul?
Whatever. Y'know, it's not very much fun when Nalei's mad at you. It's much more entertaining when she's around to be exasperated with your antics. Maybe he did forget, though. Check his hair for random thoughts. Actually, I wouldn't, cause a centipede might come crawling out or something.

hey u losers! jk for those of u that don't kno, i'm getting my braces off very very soon...as in a couple of weeks soon!! aren't u so happy for me? i kno that i am!!! i am not going to have this metal stuff in my mouth when i am in high school!!! yay!!!!


p.s. i still don't c y nalei is so mad! it's not like aaron's gonna remember....or will he? lol to b continued lol

haha i'll admit it! i agree wit ciara!!! a dream is a wish your heart makes! :P

i realize that i posted that video twice. for the ppl who it's bothering a.k.a. ciara i am deeply sry. yea as if it jus wasn't workin so i did it again! lol :P

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Umm... you posted that twice. I feel like e-mailing someone, or writing something, or... I dunno. Texting is starting to annoy me. Takes forever, and you don't even type out full words.

So Damn Stupid!

hahaha this is hilarious! rotfl!!

So Damn Stupid!

hahaha this is hilarious! rotfl!!

My bad, it's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Kkkk, lately I have been telling u guys that the sixth Harry Potter book was going 2 b split into 2 movies, my bad: it's the seventh one!! Lol Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is going 2 b split into 2 different movies!!! Part One is scheduled to come out in November 2010, and Part Two will come out in May 2011. They will b filmed at the same time, but will not b released at the same time. How stupid.

Nickelback

Well, FYI i love nickelback!!!! i have a bunch of his songs on my ipod!! that is one thing in which u have good taste lol jus joking cuz it's that your taste in movies and in books =)

Well..

Not all of my songs are like the ones you heard. I only let you listen to the Korn ones, which have pretty loud base and guitar. But if that's too much for you, I suppose you could listen to some of my soft rock- Nickelback, and a couple songs by other people. Or you could listen to Dragula, by Rob Zombie. Just the name should tell you something. Nearly blew the speakers on my dad's truck, it did. Oh, by the way, that video is hilarious. More hilarious than you. But that's pretty easy to accomplish...

How to be Nerd

hahahaha here's the new one

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince update

Hey my fellow Harry Potter adicts!!!!! Good news, in fact it's great news!!! On November 21, 2008 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is coming to theaters!!! And the director-Daniel Yates-was supposed to do the movie The Giver, but he told Lois Lowry that he was to postpone the making of that movie so that he could direct Harry Potter!!! lol how cool is that?

tell me

fine den tell me. . .what is so good about rock music? i have a couple of rock songs on my ipod, but they r very very different from your rock music. . . . . .

Ugh

I can't believe you listen to this horrible music and you guys don't appreciate some ROCK! It's really quite saddening. You have to listen to Into the Night. It's such a good song. And maybe:
I Hate Everything About You
Coming Undone
Vindicated
What I've Done
Cliffs of Dover (mean guitar solo)

Anime/Manga

Do any of u like anime? i kno marcus likes some, but do u?

Wicked Tony Performance

luv wicked!!!!

TAYLOR SWIFT: TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR

luv her! lol

u r obsessed with every new movie!!!

News

LOL, i decided to put some news on this blog, u kno 2 keep u losers updated, jk. FYI: INKHEART comes out inot theaters on January 30th 2009!!! god that sucks. . . .anyway that movie looks good. IMPORTANTE: The Twilight movie shall be starring Kristen Stewart as Isabella, and Robert Pattison as Edward!!!! yea!!! so exciting!!!!! can't wait!!!! It comes out on December 12, 2008!!!

The ipod Human

lol

How to be Gangster

this is the second one

How to be Ninja

this is the first one

i got the template from that Pyzam website we were looking at. it's under cartoons

That video was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and where did u get that template?!

How to be Emo

ha ha emo weirdos

answer the poll! don't agree wit nalei. . . i only said that cuz i was rushing and didn't really hear what you said!!!!! NALEI!!!!

THIS TEMPLATE ROCKS!!!!

i luv this!!!! LOL

Meet the Spartans parody movie comedy - Official trailer

we r going to watch this!!! ha ha ha

what's wrong wit this thing!!!!!!

black is better!! ha ha ha

Guy yelling at his cats

Marcus, you were sooooo right!!!!

American Idol- Renaldo Lapuz Audition HQ (You are my Brother

luv this guy!!!

I like cake

I like cake.