Class Project 007 (Valentines)

haha :]
very funny

FWD: TRUE FRIENDS

Heii everybody,

If you haven't read my post on True Friends on Amanda's blog, this still applies to you. Thinking back on all of the things I said, I ask you: What do you think a true friend is? Post whatever the hell you want, I don't care, because I'm such a good friend like that :] jus' kidding. Anywho...you can say anything about anyone/anything. I don't care if you use profanity. God knows I did. Okay? Well, for those that didn't read it, here it is:


"Wow, okay so...true friends. What exactly is the definition of true friends? I bet none of you have a specific answers. I bet that all of you think that the friends you have right now are your true friends. Well fuck. I have to disagree with that. But, I digress, what is my definition of a true friend you ask? Well, here it is:

Let's start at the beginning:

True friends are always there for you. Obviously, if they weren't they wouldn't even be worth the amount of the dog crap you stepped in earlier. They are there through thick and thin. Through the good times and the bad. Through your bitchiest and pee-your-pants moments. Whether the sun is shining, or if it's hidden behind all of those dark clouds that rain down on our brightest days.

True friends know you better than anyone else. They could make you laugh at your saddest moments. They know what's bugging you, and probably the reason why, too. For a friend to really be true - they know what you're thinking even though you haven't even spoken one word.

True friends help you in times of need. They would never push you aside for someone else, or ditch you to go on a date with their first boyfriend, or whatever. If you needed help, you wouldn't have to ask. A true friend would offer to help you.

True friends deal with you every single day. They stay by your side, even though they know that you are a total drama queen, with: severe mood swings, impossible speed talking problems, a really, really short attention span, a disgusting, but an absolutely hilarious sick mind, self consicious problems, forgetfullness, self-centered issues, painful honesty, withdrawals from truth-telling, and for quite a lot of mouching. They deal with your daily problems like there's nothing wrong with you. They love you for you.

True friends would never leave you behind. No matter what classes you're in, or what other people you hang out with, or what you do in your spare time. They care about you enough to ignore everything, or to push past boundaries to just be next to you. The only thing your true friends would care about is being with you, and having fun with you, and just being themselves with you, their true friend.

True friends...
-Call you for no reason at all just to say hi
-Tell you how stupid you are for choking on a Tic-tac
-Call you all of the slutty, bitchy names that you could think of just so that you could have a battle of the wits ;]
-Make up stories with you
-Don't get mad when you totally diss them
-Take all of your frickin food
-Think your parents are nice
-Make fun of your little Paris Hilton rat dog
-Yell at the asshole who made you pissed off in a forest
-Buss laugh when you hit this asshole in the head with a rock
-Laugh at the other asshole in the forest who tried to cut in front of you and ended up getting his balls smashed by a tree branch
-Yell at the asshole who made you pissed off at the fair
-Tell this certain asshole that he has no idea what he's missing even though you seriously have your doubts
-Take you out at 3 in the morning to a harbor so you can watch the sharks eat the fish
-Tell you when something scary is coming at you from the dark
-Dance around and totally make fools of themselves
-Are the loudest people on the bus, and tell everyone else to shut up
-Carve pumpkins and throw the nasty inside crap at you, then laugh
-Eat lunch with you every day and listen to your sick jokes that make them want to puke up the food they just ate
-Call you at 10 at night just to get help with homework
-Play video games with you, and end up in a total death match

And that's not even the half of it.

Think about that people. Are you a true friend? Are you always there for that person(s)? Do you help them no matter what? Would you ever leave them to fend for themselves? I mean, think about all of the crap that we've been saying about each other over the last couple of weeks. We've really started to drift apart. It's killing me. Well, to be honest, it really isn't but c'mon. This is me we're talking about not really caring. Like you guys so eloquently call me: Queen of Hell, Sassy, Drama Queen, The Bitch, whatever floats your boat. I don't care. At least you can say you're being honest with me. I know how I am, and I know that you guys probably talk a lot of crap about me behind my back. About how I act and stuff. And how can I really blame you, right? Well, before you really judge me, look at yourselves. I know that you guys aren't as hot as me either. (Sounds weird, but you get what I'm saying right? And if you don't...then well...you're really stupid.) So yea...I think that was all that I had to say. But think about this, are you really a true friend?"

OMG!!! I love that song!! And I love that movie!! Mulan is awesome!!! :D

Be a man - mulan

Words:

Be a man

Let's get down to business - to defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you

I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

(Chorus:)
Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man out of you?


THIS SONG IS THE BESTEST MULAN SONG!!

I'M POSTING THIS CUZ CIARA GOT IT STUCK IN MY HEAD! LIKE BIG TIME! AHAHA :]

Ciara's Two Cents

Well, it's raining, which makes me nicer than I'd normally be, but here's what I think:

Jaz has never been THAT close of a friend to me, but I might as well be concerned about her emotional safety. Now, I can't exactly give advice for a person like her, seeing as how she's so calm and quiet and I'm... well, not. Corey doesn't bother me very much, but I guess that's because I'm a bit closer to some of the boys than you guys. While the "Matchmaker" pisses me off beyond all reason (I'm afraid to even talk about anything involving boys around her), I can say that at least they're safe while she's there, because not even Tanaka's perverted enough to carry on while she's there watching...

At the same time, I think that you (Cha) are getting a bit too worked up about this, if you don't mind my saying so. While she is a bit eager to please, Jaz is smarter than that. And, ah, even Ashley isn't pregnant yet. Just a thought.

Mean People ~~ mandy's thoughts ;]

You make a good point(s)~

But, I don't think there really is something we can do- trying to bring back Jasmine from the claws of the pervert is not likely to happen. And even if we did get her to be a "friend" again, the first chance she got to talk to Kiana, Kiana would patch it up, and push her back to him again and Jasmine would be off being an ignorant little girl who ditches her friends for hickeys. Not my problem. But- one day she's going to get hurt (we all know of Corey's record: dates girls, dumps girls.) and when she gets hurt, she is most likely going to come crying back to us asking us to make her feel better again. And, I am all for her happiness, but, is it really fair for her to ditch us and expect us to always be there waiting? Personally, I don't think that is fair. But, I'm not Jasmine.

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But,.... maybe corey is making her happy, and maybe we shouldn't stand in the way. Maybe kiana is the one responisible for jasmine's being happy. _maybe_

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My idea- wait for her to officially leave you for him, then go ahead and wreak all the havoc you want. Because by then, we won't be her friends anymore. But that's just me trying to be a good friend in a crazy high school.

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but yea, I'm not going to do anything- like you said "I'm over it."

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and something to think about:

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh

MEAN PEOPLE

So guys,
If you didn't already notice (and if you didn't, holy crap you're stupid) Jaz and Corey are dating. And let's just say, to state the obvious, that Corey is just a tad bit perversive. We all know Jaz, she can never say no. So I bet this relationship is just peachy. The perfect couple. Am I right? Well...anywho...Kiana is somehow involved in all of this. She is the "chaperone." I quote that because she is the crappiest chaperone known to mankind. Her job is to watch the lovely couple and make sure that they don't do anything naughty :] Let's be honest here: she let's them do whatever they want to. Hell, she practically tells them what to do. And they do not hesitate. Uh huh. I know that this is a weird subject for me to be talking about. But I feel that it has to be brought to everyone's attention. Obviously, Jaz is just so lovestruck, she...just...well...nuff said. My question is this: What the hell is Kiana doing when they are doing all of this??? What? Is she watching? Does she want to join in? I think that she is more perverted than Corey. What does she tell people? That she's standing guard? She's the watchdog? What the hell is wrong with her? That is just sick and wrong in so many ways. I should say that we should like intervene, but do we really want to disrupt her happiness? I mean, doesn't she at least look a little happier? So even if it a perverted prick that is making her happy, she's happy right? That's all that matters. Maybe their little love child will make her even happier. Especially when Corey leaves her because he doesn't want to be responsible for anything. That sounds so perfect doesn't it? AND on top of that, they have been ditching us, their "friends" to go hang out with her f***in boyfriend!!! What? Is he like her only friend now???? Besides Kiana? What's wrong with us? Just because she can't date us she doesn't want to hang out with us? And like, did you guys notice that she doesn't even laugh around us when he's around (in hearing distance)?? Gurantee they talk crap about us behind our backs. Why the hell else would she act so damn high makamaka???? WTH is not wrong with that??? What happened to friends always being there for you? Will her boyfriend always be there for her? Probably not. When he gets tired of her, he'll probably just pick another willing girl and move on. But hey, that's life. You know what else I noticed? Jaz's attitude is rubbing off on Kiana. Kiana acts like she's all that because she thinks that she's the one that brought them together. Because she's the all powerful Matchmaker. F*** that! We all know that if she had actually moved on to her second couple, that that one would have never worked out! If she even did move on to the second couple, HOLY SHIT!!! she is frickin crazy!!! Do you know what would happen if she even tried to do the second couple??Well...I don't know what would happen if she did. Because, I usually keep my promises. And you all know that. But I think that you people get promises and secrets mixed up. And don't start with me and say that I do not keep my promises, the only ones I have issues with are the ones that have to do with secrets. Okay? But, I'm not talking about me right now. I am talking about the JKC issue!! (Someone want to think of an acronym for that? Something really stupid perhaps? The Jumping Kidney Cars? I don't know. Think of something stupid.) So, I leave you with this last question: Is this right?

NO IT DOES NOT!!! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!! BUT WHAT THE HELL CAN WE DO???? WE CAN'T FREAKING BREAK THEM UP. AND WE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SNAP SOME SENSE INTO HER!!! WE JUST HAVE TO WATCH AND FRICKIN HOPE SHE JUST DOESN'T COME OUT OF THIS TOTALLY SCREWD, RIGHT???
WTH.
I'M OVER THIS.
I GUESS.
BUT THAT'S JUST SOMETHING FOR YOU GUYS TO THINK ABOUT.

TTYL,
♥ Sassy

Hey hey :]

Hola people,

So so...I need my fellow writers to finish writing your parts. I have yet to write the Epilogue, because I don't want to write it yet because I need all of your votes!!! So yea...good news though, the story is coming along just fine and dandy. But, I think that I-scratch that-we need to pump this story up! Make it as funny as possible! No matter how dirty, cruel, or just plain wrong! WE WANT TO LAUGH AT IT. Not that it's not funny right now, but I want to laugh every time I read it :]

TTYL,
Sassy :]