Shark busts through shark cage

HOLY FUCK!! I WOULD HAVE CRAPPED MYSELF!!!

Rihanna vs. Chris Brown

Yes yes yes, everyone is gossiping about this. I personally think that this is frickin hilarious. LOL. Ok well, here's an article about that issue:

"As the complicated story of Chris Brown’s attack on Rihanna continues to unfold, police have revealed the possible charges being brought against the “Kiss Kiss” singer for his March 5th arraignment.
The LA District Attorney’s office is collecting evidence to beef up their case as they plan to charge Brown with several felonies including domestic violence, assault resulting in great bodily injury, and even perhaps attempted murder.
Given that Brown threatened to kill Rihanna and subsequently allegedly strangled her until she passed out, it stands to reason that attempted murder is fair game for the DA’s office.
The only problem they’ll face is getting Rihanna to corroborate the story, and getting the jury to believe her side over his, since Rihanna and Chris were the only two witnesses."

Basically, Chris Brown may be charged with attempted murder. But the problem is whether or not the jury will believe the story because no one else was there to witness their fight. AHAHA. I don't care what happens. Well I think it'd be hilarious if he went to jail. But whatever you know. That is seriously messed up. I just really want to know what they were fighting about. It had to be something big and scandalous, because they seemed totally fine. Then one day, this happens. I have no idea. Drugs? Gambling? Fraud? Embezzlement? He's not smart enough for the last one, but you get the idea. What did he do to cause an argument between them? Did he cheat? *gasp* That would be even funnier!!! ;]

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SERIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT

Hear ye hear ye,

Chalee has been writing a story. A story that she is willing to share with you people, but only if you can be understanding. You can give feedback, but only positive feedback. She doesn't need any of your crap right now, she just wants to share a story. And no, she didn't just start writing this recently. It has been in the making for quite a couple of months. If you think she should share it with you, please comment.

Go eat your turkey leg now.

THE WORLD'S CRAPPIEST DARE

JOIN!!! GIRLS (AND BOYS) GO HEAD TO HEAD. CAN YOU GO A WHOLE WEEK WITHOUT SAYING NO???? IF YOU CAN, WANT TO PROVE IT??? TELL CHALEE ;]

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ONE WEEK LATER...

HOW'D THE DARE TURN OUT, YOU ASK???? THE PEOPLE WHO WERE PARTICIPATING DIDN'T GIVE A CRAP!!! THAT'S WHAT!!! LOL. WINNERS OF THE DARE??? IDK, PROBABLY THE SAME AS THE LOSERS!!! CONSIDERING NO ONE REALLY WON OR LOST :|

Speaking of Bullshit...

For those of you who are in the loop, and know about the other blogs that Amanda and I have created, you know about all of the problems we have been having with boys lately. Me and ******, Alyssa and ******, and Amanda and *****...yea. It's been a pretty crappy the last couple of weeks for all of us. (Well, not really Amanda. But I pray to god she doesn't end up in the same situation that Alyssa and I are in.) I'm on the verge of becoming a misandrist. URG. I really hate all of this. Amanda's situation isn't fucked up yet, but mine's and Alyssa's are. And why are they messed up exactly?
Because:

1. One boy is an asshole-
Asshole - A totally and completely passive-aggressive JERK who believes the world SHOULD and MUST revolve around his own wants and needs and whims and who therefore has a sick stupid disregard for everyone else around him 'cause he thinks that it won't negatively affect him.
(Chalee)

2. The other boy is a pussy-
Pussy - Wimp, coward
(Alyssa)

Personally, I think mine's is worse. Like waaaaaaaaay worse. But so is Alyssa's. Basically, we've both been screwed over by boys. Which, in turn, means that we are also feeling very hurt right now. Who would have thought? That I would let a boy get to me...it is very queer. I don't like it much. Then again, who would? It really sucks that this happened to us all because of a stupid banquet. Freshmen Banquet. Fucking Banquet. I don't want to go. But alas, I am being forced to go by my loving parents. Anywho...I have this poem (no, I didn't write it) and it usually makes me feel better about crap like this...and yea...anyways...here:

----------------Girls--------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys don’t want to reach---
--for the good ones because they'--
-re afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something's wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree.---------

omg chalee!! poor kitty!!!! how can u think that is funny?? poor kitty!!!

Kitty Shouldn't Try to Jump That Far!

hehe. random video. fricking hilarious!!!

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