1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Take showers together.
3. Back rubs/massages.
4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark
or w/blacklight.
5. French Kiss.
6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
7. Whisper to each other.
8. Cook for each other
9. Skinny dip.
10. Make out in the rain.
11. Dress each other.
12. Undress each other.
13. Kiss every part of their body.
14. Hold hands.
15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each
other*not
sex)
16. One word*Foreplay
17. Sit and talk in just underwear.
18. Buy gifts for each other.
19. Roses.
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear
it
every time you*re together.
21. Wear his clothes.
22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the
stars.
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make
great for sex (cuddling)
24. Kiss at every chance you get.
25. Don*t wear underwear and let them find out.
26. Kinky is bad*Blindfolds are good.
27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their
jawbone just below the ear,then whisper I love you.
28. Bubble baths.
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
30. Make love.
31. Write poetry for each other.
32. Kiss/smell her hair.
33. Hugs are the universal medicine.
34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make
sure they know you mean it.
35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
36. Tell her that she*s the only girl you ever want.
Don*t lie.
37. Spend every second possible together.
38. Tell her that she doesn*t have to do anything she
doesn*t want to. And mean it.
39. Look into each other*s eyes.
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes,
tell her you love her,and kiss her lightly.
41. Talk to each other using only body language and
your eyes.
42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front
pockets.
44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren*t
looking.
45. Clothes are no fun.
46. Buy her a ring.
47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it
everyday.
48. Sing to each other.
49. Read to each other.
50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.
51. Take advantage of any time alone together.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in
math with her name.
53. Draw. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your lap.
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or
on a mountain.
56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and
fingers,and cheeks,and collarbones, and hands,and
ears.
57. Kiss her stomach.
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
59. Guys like half-shirts.
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two
deal.
61. Spaghetti* (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand
and then put it over your heart.
63. Unless you can feel their heart beating, you
aren*t close enough.
64. Dance together.
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make
love.
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she*s
fallen asleep with her head in my lap.
67. Carry her to bed.
68. Waterbeds are fun.
69. You figure it out.
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so
that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent*s relationship
rules for them.
72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go
out of your way to call and say I love you.
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you
were thinking about them.
75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few
hours.
77. Ride home and call them.
78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of
religion or worship you have.
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie
Points)
81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not
necessarily sexual)
82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be
sweet to them.
84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie
points)
85. Go to church/pray/worship together.
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the
parts she liked.
87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear
night.
88. Learn from each other and don*t make the same
mistake twice.
89. Everyone deserves a second chance.
90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with
him/her.
91. Make sacrifices for each other.
92. Really love each other, or don*t stay together.
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in
love, etc. and give it to them.
94. Let there never be a second during any given day
that you aren*t thinking about them, and make sure
they know it.
95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
96. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
99. Sleep naked together.
100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And
always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
101 Things To Do With Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Friday, January 1, 2010
Monday, November 30, 2009
Mabel and Allen
LMFAO!!!!
*don't ask. it was on those "Videos Being Watched Right Now" and all i saw was a cute yorkie. so i was like "awww. i have to watch this." buss laugh!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
The Zodiac Revealed
Does it describe you? :]
A • R • I • E • S: The Sexiest
outgoing, Lovable, Spontaneous, Not one to fuck with, Erotic, Funny, Take you on trips to the moon in bed, Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy, Loves being in long relationships, Addictive, Loud, BEST IN BED .
S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S : The Sexy one
Spontaneous, Freak in Bed, Great when found, Loves being in long relationships, The one, So much love to give, Not one to mess with, Very pretty, Very romantic, Nice to everyone... They meet, Their Love is one of a kind, Silly, fun and sweet, Most caring person you will ever meet, Not the kind of person you wanna mess with ..
G • E • M • I • N • I: Sexy
Nice, Love is one of a kind, Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out, Trustworthy, Always happy, Loud, Talkative, Outgoing, VERY FORGIVING, Excellent in Bed, Loves to make out, Has a beautiful smile, Generous, Strong, ULTRA SEXY, THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE ..
V • I • R • G • O ~ The Freak
Dominant in relationships, Sexy, Someone loves them right now, Freak in bed, Always wants the last word, Caring, Smart, Intellectual, Attractive, Loyal, Easy to talk to, Hard to forget, Love at first sigh...t, Everything you ever wanted, Easy to please, The one and only, Ultimate sexiness; Great kisser ..
L • E • O: Wild in Bed (RAWR)
Great talker, Sexy and passionate, Laid back, Knows how to have fun, Is really good at a lot, Great kisser, Unpredictable, Outgoing, Down to dearth, Loyal, Addictive, Attractive, Loud, Loves being in long... relationships, Talkative, Great fighter and will knock your ass out if you mess around, Rare to find, Great when found.
L • I • B • R • A • : Their Love is one of a kind
Very pretty, Very romantic, Nice to everyone they meet, Their Love is one of a kind, Silly, Fun, Sweet, Have their own unique sexiness, Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING IN BED! Spontanious, Neat, Addicted and loyal to their friends, Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with :) You might end up crying; The most irresistible, Strong, Powerful, EXTREMELY PASSIONATE!?????????????Rare to find, A great kisser, Incredibly intelligent, Most Libras are deep-thinkers, Outgoing, Lovable, Corky, Crazy, A fun-lover, Funny, Talkative, Erotic, Smart, LOVES sports, Gets what he/she wants, Loves to be in a relationship BUT, is completely happy and free if single .
S • C • O • R • P • I • O ~ The Bitch
Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY Sexy Intelligent, Energetic, Predict future, Most erotic, Freak in bed, GREAT kisser, Always get w...hat they want, Creative, Very Down to Earth, Sexy, Attractive, Easy going, Loves being in long relationships, Talkative, The sexiest ever; Romantic, Caring ..
C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing kisser
Very high sex appeal, Great in bed, Love is one of a kind, Very romantic, Most caring person you will ever meet, Entirely creative, Extremely random and proud of it, Freak in bed, Spontaneous..., Great telling stories, Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it, Someone you should hold on to ..
P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of good ass
Caring and kind, Smart, Center of attention, Too Sexy, Very high SEX appeal, Has the last word, The nicest ass everr, The best to find, hardest to keep, Fun to be around, Freak in the sheet...s, Extremely weird but in a good way, Super good in bed, Good Sense of Humor, Thoughtful, A partner for life, Always gets what he or she wants, Loves to joke, Very popular, Silly, fun and sweet ..
A • Q • U •A • R • I O • U • S - : the strongest
Trustworthy, Sexy, professional kissers, One of a kind, Loves being in long-term relationships, Extremely energetic and funny, Unpredictable, Will exceed your expectations, Loves music,... Not a Fighter, But will Knock the crap out of u, The BEST and BIGGEST FREAK in bed, Strong, Considered to be a "Spartan" The most intelligent, falls in love too easily, Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt, Perfect! .
T • A • U • R • U • S: The sex addict
Aggressive, Freak in bed, Rare to find, Loves being in long relationships, Likes to give a good fight for what they want, Extremely outgoing, Sexy, Loves to help people in times of need, Outstandi...ng kisser, Very Awesome personality, Stubborn, Sexual, Most caring person you will ever meet, One of a kind, Not one to mess with, Are the most sexiest people on earth ..
C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: THE BEST IN BED
Loves being in long relationships, Great talker, Always Love to bust, Nice, Sassy, Intelligent, SEXY, Predict future, Irresistible, AWESOME KISSER, gets what he or she wants, BY FAR t...he BEST in BED, Very sexy, Coolest, Loves to own Pisces in sports, Extremely fun, Loves to joke, Loves to be your first, So you'll never forget, And could have a good relationship with Virgo,?????????????Pisces,????????????? Aquarius,????????????? and Aries, Smart ..
Monday, November 16, 2009
You know you’re from Maui when…
1. You have partied in either a cane or pineapple field because house parties are basically nonexistent
2. People chase their shots here, even if it’s with beer
3. The only real keg parties are in Hana/ Honomanu
4. People don't use shot glasses
5. If someone doesn’t have their shirt on at a party they are looking to fight
6. Girl fights are cherished not looked down upon
7. You know someone who has been tasered by the cops or heard about it
8. You know there is no such thing as a MIP or MIC, much less an enforced curfew
9. You like lifted trucks
10. You have no idea how to give directions by highway number and because of that tourists think you’re fucking them over
11. You have given someone wrong directions
12. You know who the tourists are and what classifies as a tourists car
13. There is no concept of a fast lane
14. You have been asked if you have electricity
15. You call the entire continental United States “the Mainland”
16. You have been asked if you are Hawaiian even if you’re extremely white
17. You have called someone else haole even if you are white
18. You’ve been asked to speak Hawaiian
19. You think it’s weird when someone tells you they’ve never seen the ocean
20. You know someone who has never seen the snow or been to the Mainland
21. You get irritated when someone pronounces something wrong and laugh at them
22. The legal speed limit doesn’t exceed 55mph
23. People never follow the speed limit
24. You’re used to seeing people dressed in the minimal amount of clothing
25. If you’re a girl, you own a brazilian bikini or smaller
26. Non reggae concerts are extremely rare
27. Clubs don’t have 18 and over nights
28. It’s slippers not flip-flops, soda not pop, shoyu not soy sauce, saimin not ramen
29. If you’re a girl you have owned a pair of black Scott’s or something very similar
30. You know to take your shoes off when going inside someone’s house
31. If you see an abandoned car on the side of the road you know it will either get stolen, stripped down, lit on fire, or all of the above
32. You eat spam and know it is served at some restaurants
33. You have eaten seaweed and know there is another name for it
34. You spent most of your childhood barefoot
35. You know what your Hawaiian name is
36. Smoking weed is excepted and very common even in public places
37. You’ve smoked weed with your friend’s mom
38. You can drive around the island in an entire day if you really want to
39. Your hair is naturally highlighted
40. Li hing mui is used to season basically everything even beer
41. You get a ton of leis at graduation or any other special occasion
42. You say yeah at the end of every sentence
43. You honk in the tunnel
44. You know where the sharks hang out
45. There are no trains, snakes, or poison ivy
46. You go to Makena/Big beach on Sundays
47. The grocery store sells liquor even on Sundays
48. You go to Front St. for Halloween
49. You think it's weird when people don't like fish or sushi
50. People are very territorial, for example you cen get your ass kicked for claiming south side on the south side
51. You know that pigeon is not just a bird and ice is not just something you put in a drink
52. You can't really go anywhere without seeing someone you know
53. You feel weird not having tan lines
54. You're a lot more used to turning on the cold water in sinks and therefore freeze your hands during winter
55. You know that Jack Johnson and Pepper are from Hawaii, and probably saw them before they got big
56. When people on the mainland complain about gas prices you just laugh
57. You remember how excited people were when we got a WalMart
58. Something like kids playing in a sprinkler will make the front page picture of the Maui News with maybe a little side note about what's going on in the world
59. You can swim in the ocean any time of the year
60. The whole Daylight Savings thing seems strange to you
61. You know that 'Maui Fever' is not an accurate portrayal of Maui
62. You've been asked if you need a passport to go home. REALLY?
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
