FWD: TRUE FRIENDS

Heii everybody,

If you haven't read my post on True Friends on Amanda's blog, this still applies to you. Thinking back on all of the things I said, I ask you: What do you think a true friend is? Post whatever the hell you want, I don't care, because I'm such a good friend like that :] jus' kidding. Anywho...you can say anything about anyone/anything. I don't care if you use profanity. God knows I did. Okay? Well, for those that didn't read it, here it is:


"Wow, okay so...true friends. What exactly is the definition of true friends? I bet none of you have a specific answers. I bet that all of you think that the friends you have right now are your true friends. Well fuck. I have to disagree with that. But, I digress, what is my definition of a true friend you ask? Well, here it is:

Let's start at the beginning:

True friends are always there for you. Obviously, if they weren't they wouldn't even be worth the amount of the dog crap you stepped in earlier. They are there through thick and thin. Through the good times and the bad. Through your bitchiest and pee-your-pants moments. Whether the sun is shining, or if it's hidden behind all of those dark clouds that rain down on our brightest days.

True friends know you better than anyone else. They could make you laugh at your saddest moments. They know what's bugging you, and probably the reason why, too. For a friend to really be true - they know what you're thinking even though you haven't even spoken one word.

True friends help you in times of need. They would never push you aside for someone else, or ditch you to go on a date with their first boyfriend, or whatever. If you needed help, you wouldn't have to ask. A true friend would offer to help you.

True friends deal with you every single day. They stay by your side, even though they know that you are a total drama queen, with: severe mood swings, impossible speed talking problems, a really, really short attention span, a disgusting, but an absolutely hilarious sick mind, self consicious problems, forgetfullness, self-centered issues, painful honesty, withdrawals from truth-telling, and for quite a lot of mouching. They deal with your daily problems like there's nothing wrong with you. They love you for you.

True friends would never leave you behind. No matter what classes you're in, or what other people you hang out with, or what you do in your spare time. They care about you enough to ignore everything, or to push past boundaries to just be next to you. The only thing your true friends would care about is being with you, and having fun with you, and just being themselves with you, their true friend.

True friends...
-Call you for no reason at all just to say hi
-Tell you how stupid you are for choking on a Tic-tac
-Call you all of the slutty, bitchy names that you could think of just so that you could have a battle of the wits ;]
-Make up stories with you
-Don't get mad when you totally diss them
-Take all of your frickin food
-Think your parents are nice
-Make fun of your little Paris Hilton rat dog
-Yell at the asshole who made you pissed off in a forest
-Buss laugh when you hit this asshole in the head with a rock
-Laugh at the other asshole in the forest who tried to cut in front of you and ended up getting his balls smashed by a tree branch
-Yell at the asshole who made you pissed off at the fair
-Tell this certain asshole that he has no idea what he's missing even though you seriously have your doubts
-Take you out at 3 in the morning to a harbor so you can watch the sharks eat the fish
-Tell you when something scary is coming at you from the dark
-Dance around and totally make fools of themselves
-Are the loudest people on the bus, and tell everyone else to shut up
-Carve pumpkins and throw the nasty inside crap at you, then laugh
-Eat lunch with you every day and listen to your sick jokes that make them want to puke up the food they just ate
-Call you at 10 at night just to get help with homework
-Play video games with you, and end up in a total death match

And that's not even the half of it.

Think about that people. Are you a true friend? Are you always there for that person(s)? Do you help them no matter what? Would you ever leave them to fend for themselves? I mean, think about all of the crap that we've been saying about each other over the last couple of weeks. We've really started to drift apart. It's killing me. Well, to be honest, it really isn't but c'mon. This is me we're talking about not really caring. Like you guys so eloquently call me: Queen of Hell, Sassy, Drama Queen, The Bitch, whatever floats your boat. I don't care. At least you can say you're being honest with me. I know how I am, and I know that you guys probably talk a lot of crap about me behind my back. About how I act and stuff. And how can I really blame you, right? Well, before you really judge me, look at yourselves. I know that you guys aren't as hot as me either. (Sounds weird, but you get what I'm saying right? And if you don't...then well...you're really stupid.) So yea...I think that was all that I had to say. But think about this, are you really a true friend?"