MEAN PEOPLE

So guys,
If you didn't already notice (and if you didn't, holy crap you're stupid) Jaz and Corey are dating. And let's just say, to state the obvious, that Corey is just a tad bit perversive. We all know Jaz, she can never say no. So I bet this relationship is just peachy. The perfect couple. Am I right? Well...anywho...Kiana is somehow involved in all of this. She is the "chaperone." I quote that because she is the crappiest chaperone known to mankind. Her job is to watch the lovely couple and make sure that they don't do anything naughty :] Let's be honest here: she let's them do whatever they want to. Hell, she practically tells them what to do. And they do not hesitate. Uh huh. I know that this is a weird subject for me to be talking about. But I feel that it has to be brought to everyone's attention. Obviously, Jaz is just so lovestruck, she...just...well...nuff said. My question is this: What the hell is Kiana doing when they are doing all of this??? What? Is she watching? Does she want to join in? I think that she is more perverted than Corey. What does she tell people? That she's standing guard? She's the watchdog? What the hell is wrong with her? That is just sick and wrong in so many ways. I should say that we should like intervene, but do we really want to disrupt her happiness? I mean, doesn't she at least look a little happier? So even if it a perverted prick that is making her happy, she's happy right? That's all that matters. Maybe their little love child will make her even happier. Especially when Corey leaves her because he doesn't want to be responsible for anything. That sounds so perfect doesn't it? AND on top of that, they have been ditching us, their "friends" to go hang out with her f***in boyfriend!!! What? Is he like her only friend now???? Besides Kiana? What's wrong with us? Just because she can't date us she doesn't want to hang out with us? And like, did you guys notice that she doesn't even laugh around us when he's around (in hearing distance)?? Gurantee they talk crap about us behind our backs. Why the hell else would she act so damn high makamaka???? WTH is not wrong with that??? What happened to friends always being there for you? Will her boyfriend always be there for her? Probably not. When he gets tired of her, he'll probably just pick another willing girl and move on. But hey, that's life. You know what else I noticed? Jaz's attitude is rubbing off on Kiana. Kiana acts like she's all that because she thinks that she's the one that brought them together. Because she's the all powerful Matchmaker. F*** that! We all know that if she had actually moved on to her second couple, that that one would have never worked out! If she even did move on to the second couple, HOLY SHIT!!! she is frickin crazy!!! Do you know what would happen if she even tried to do the second couple??Well...I don't know what would happen if she did. Because, I usually keep my promises. And you all know that. But I think that you people get promises and secrets mixed up. And don't start with me and say that I do not keep my promises, the only ones I have issues with are the ones that have to do with secrets. Okay? But, I'm not talking about me right now. I am talking about the JKC issue!! (Someone want to think of an acronym for that? Something really stupid perhaps? The Jumping Kidney Cars? I don't know. Think of something stupid.) So, I leave you with this last question: Is this right?

NO IT DOES NOT!!! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!! BUT WHAT THE HELL CAN WE DO???? WE CAN'T FREAKING BREAK THEM UP. AND WE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SNAP SOME SENSE INTO HER!!! WE JUST HAVE TO WATCH AND FRICKIN HOPE SHE JUST DOESN'T COME OUT OF THIS TOTALLY SCREWD, RIGHT???
WTH.
I'M OVER THIS.
I GUESS.
BUT THAT'S JUST SOMETHING FOR YOU GUYS TO THINK ABOUT.

TTYL,
♥ Sassy