You're a useless fangirl.

The story has a retarded plot, and Bella is conceited. Edward has control issues- such as spying on Bella's "friends" to find out what she's doing. Bella constantly pushes away everyone for the simple reason that she only wants Edward, and she disdains the fact that they come from the small city.

Additionally, Bella is clutzy only when it serves the purpose of amusing Edward or is pertinent to the plot, and it is completely forgotten most of the time. You need to look at the book and actually read it. Bella is attracted to Edward only because he is good-looking, as looks are all she is interested in. She thinks that he won't love her anymore when she gets old, because they don't connect on a personal level at all. There's nothing she likes about him other than the way he treats her and the fact that he is a hot little vampire. Wake up and smell the crappy teen novels.