Twilight SUCKS

Uh... Twilight sucked and I hated it. Edward was a jerk, Bella was a shallow idiot, and I don't even know how it managed to get published. Here's a synopsis of the book-

Bella:I hate this school.

Random people: You're so preeeetttty.

Edward:Hmm.

Bella:He's hot.

Edward: I love you, even though you're an idiot and I'm so very perfect and selfless that I'll give you up because I'm a big scary vampire.

Bella:You're hot.

Vampire:Grr. Imma eat j00.

Edward: Come on, Bella. I'm gonna force you into this car and not listen to you at all.

Bella: Fine. But I'm going to save my mom.

Vampire: Grr. I have you.

Edward: No Bella!

Bella: You're hot.

Epilogue-

Bella: Are you gonna make me a vampire?

Edward: No, I'm just gonna force you to do stuff you don't want to do because I'm a big scary vampire. Grr.

THE END